2025/2026 Decathlon: Who Selected: Los Angeles Lakers
| # | Team |
| 1 | 655 Stanley |
| 2 | An Absolute Creamer |
| 3 | Brotherly Shovers |
| 4 | Carlsbatdrewton |
| 5 | Dangerous Midge and the Piss Ants |
| 6 | Fallendomino |
| 7 | Gyros & Souvlaki |
| 8 | Idiots out wandering around |
| 9 | JoeRobbieStadium |
| 10 | KynM |
| 11 | Legally Fit |
| 12 | Let 'er buck |
| 13 | Literally Joe Sheisty |
| 14 | Neighborhood Watch |
| 15 | Orange Crush |
| 16 | Pulse |
| 17 | Quack Attack |
| 18 | SHTigers |
| 19 | SLOMIKE |
| 20 | The Thrill of Victory |
| 21 | Viva Los Birdos |
| 22 | WholeBagOSuckIt |