2025/2026 Decathlon: Who Selected: Los Angeles Clippers
| # | Team |
| 1 | (Former) Dominican Béisbol Exploiters |
| 2 | Birdie Brigade |
| 3 | Brotherly Shovers |
| 4 | Chudley Cannons |
| 5 | Coconut Wonderland |
| 6 | Decanterthon |
| 7 | Dickens Inn |
| 8 | Eddie and the Cruisers |
| 9 | EtAl |
| 10 | Faceless Man |
| 11 | Favre's Dick Picks |
| 12 | Favre's Prick Picks |
| 13 | FishSqueek |
| 14 | Go Bulldogs!! |
| 15 | Gordon Bombay |
| 16 | Idiots out wandering around |
| 17 | Johnny Backpacks |
| 18 | JustFly |
| 19 | Kissing Cousins |
| 20 | Land Thieves |
| 21 | Lazer Show |
| 22 | Let 'er buck |
| 23 | Literally Joe Sheisty |
| 24 | Little Yerry Stackhouse |
| 25 | Nochanceinhell |
| 26 | nonamebret |
| 27 | NY Jets Are Killing Me |
| 28 | Pepe Silvia |
| 29 | Rounders |
| 30 | Salsa Tex Committee |
| 31 | Sexy Rexy Grossman |
| 32 | soccerdan |
| 33 | SportsFanatic |
| 34 | Stankford |
| 35 | Stimulus me |
| 36 | SubwayHero |
| 37 | SWAT Team |
| 38 | Sweatyball |
| 39 | Syosset Shysters |
| 40 | Tasty Waves |
| 41 | The 209 |
| 42 | The Caine-Hackman Theory |
| 43 | The Hameltoes |
| 44 | Times New Roman Investment Club |
| 45 | TRYAN43 |
| 46 | turtle |
| 47 | Uff |
| 48 | What am I, a farmer? |
| 49 | Your Mom Paid My Entry |