2025/2026 Decathlon: Who Selected: Buffalo Sabres
| # | Team |
| 1 | 2 Jews That Never Snooze |
| 2 | Bacon Explosion |
| 3 | Birds on Bat |
| 4 | Caffeine Achiever |
| 5 | Cheech and Chong |
| 6 | Chez Hector Patel |
| 7 | Danadajosamy |
| 8 | Dart Throwers |
| 9 | Drunk Angry Dwarves |
| 10 | Fo Shizzle My Nizzle |
| 11 | GoBucks |
| 12 | Hot Peppers No Onions |
| 13 | Huuuuuuuuuuuuuge |
| 14 | itsindabag |
| 15 | Lovey's House of Tuna&Jameson |
| 16 | MJ's |
| 17 | Newy9 |
| 18 | Off in the shower |
| 19 | Peterrabbit |
| 20 | Punk Bitches |
| 21 | Roid Rage |
| 22 | ShortBusWindowLickers |
| 23 | The Big Animal Theory |
| 24 | Triple D |
| 25 | West Virginia Party Boys |
| 26 | Whitebread |