2025/2026 Decathlon: Who Selected: Fiesta: Oklahoma -16½
| # | Team |
| 1 | Backwoods Sugar |
| 2 | Bukkake Syndicate |
| 3 | Cooper |
| 4 | Girthy Partners |
| 5 | Her Busch Burned My Johnson |
| 6 | Hungry Hippos |
| 7 | Huuuuuuuuuuuuuge |
| 8 | I2K |
| 9 | MJ's |
| 10 | ML Liquors |
| 11 | Next Year is Here |
| 12 | Old Come Back Fart |
| 13 | Rollie Fingers UR Mama |
| 14 | Rusty's Raiders |
| 15 | Scott Downs Syndrome |
| 16 | t-Diddy |
| 17 | thirteenfive |
| 18 | Turdballs |