2025/2026 Decathlon: Who Selected: Armed Forces: SMU -9½
| # | Team |
| 1 | Bonecrushers |
| 2 | Bukkake Syndicate |
| 3 | Enrico Pallazzo |
| 4 | FreakNasty |
| 5 | Hungry Hippos |
| 6 | Jimmy Dugan |
| 7 | MJ's |
| 8 | My $150 Donation |
| 9 | PMI |
| 10 | Redcoat Nation |
| 11 | t-Diddy |
| 12 | Team Mas |
| 13 | Team War Otto |
| 14 | The Salty Dogs |
| 15 | West Virginia Party Boys |