2025/2026 Decathlon: Who Selected: Purdue
| # | Team |
| 1 | 4toe |
| 2 | 99 COURT |
| 3 | Birdie Binge |
| 4 | Bonecrushers |
| 5 | Cooper |
| 6 | Danadajosamy |
| 7 | Dart Throwers |
| 8 | Enrico Pallazzo |
| 9 | Girthy Partners |
| 10 | Her Busch Burned My Johnson |
| 11 | Huuuuuuuuuuuuuge |
| 12 | King of Pain |
| 13 | My $150 Donation |
| 14 | Newy9 |
| 15 | Scott Downs Syndrome |
| 16 | sideshow sean |
| 17 | Team War Otto |
| 18 | The Pride |
| 19 | thirteenfive |
| 20 | Turdballs |
| 21 | Who is Bruce Jenner? |