2025/2026 Decathlon: Who Selected: Lakers
| # | Team |
| 1 | MAX PTS |
| 2 | 2 Jews That Never Snooze |
| 3 | A.W.'s All-World Winners |
| 4 | Ashmen Cometh |
| 5 | Backwoods Sugar |
| 6 | Big Kahunas |
| 7 | Carpe Decathlon |
| 8 | Chez Hector Patel |
| 9 | Cooper |
| 10 | Danadajosamy |
| 11 | Dayenu |
| 12 | Drunk Angry Dwarves |
| 13 | Fighting Amish |
| 14 | Fo Shizzle My Nizzle |
| 15 | Her Busch Burned My Johnson |
| 16 | Hungry Hippos |
| 17 | Lovey's House of Tuna&Jameson |
| 18 | ML Liquors |
| 19 | Newy9 |
| 20 | Old Come Back Fart |
| 21 | PMI |
| 22 | Scott Downs Syndrome |
| 23 | Shock 'Em! |
| 24 | Sons of Anarchy |
| 25 | Team Ramrod |
| 26 | Team Rebels |
| 27 | Team War Otto |
| 28 | The Pride |
| 29 | Ursus Arctos Californicus |