2025/2026 Decathlon: Who Selected: Sidney's Candy
| # | Team |
| 1 | 2 Jews That Never Snooze |
| 2 | 4toe |
| 3 | Big Kahunas |
| 4 | Bukkake Syndicate |
| 5 | Chez Hector Patel |
| 6 | Danadajosamy |
| 7 | Disinterested Observers |
| 8 | Fighting Amish |
| 9 | itsindabag |
| 10 | ML Liquors |
| 11 | Newy9 |
| 12 | Pirates of the Refried Bean |
| 13 | PMI |
| 14 | Redcoat Nation |
| 15 | Royale with Cheese |
| 16 | StepAbove |
| 17 | Team Ramrod |
| 18 | Team War Otto |
| 19 | The Pride |
| 20 | Ursus Arctos Californicus |
| 21 | Whitebread |