2025/2026 Decathlon: Who Selected: Noble's Promise
| # | Team |
| 1 | MAX PTS |
| 2 | Backwoods Sugar |
| 3 | Bibko |
| 4 | Boozehounds |
| 5 | Brown Chicken Brown Cow |
| 6 | Bukkake Syndicate |
| 7 | Her Busch Burned My Johnson |
| 8 | Hot Peppers No Onions |
| 9 | Hungry Hippos |
| 10 | Keggers |
| 11 | King of Pain |
| 12 | Old Come Back Fart |
| 13 | Peterrabbit |
| 14 | Punk Bitches |
| 15 | Redcoat Nation |
| 16 | Roid Rage |
| 17 | Rollie Fingers UR Mama |
| 18 | Rubinari |
| 19 | The Bullshitisms |
| 20 | The Dude Abides |
| 21 | Two Things |
| 22 | V-Raj |
| 23 | Waterfront II |