2025/2026 Decathlon: Who Selected: First Dude
| # | Team |
| 1 | MAX PTS |
| 2 | Bad Newz Kennelz |
| 3 | Bibko |
| 4 | Birds on Bat |
| 5 | Cheech and Chong |
| 6 | Danadajosamy |
| 7 | Golden Domers |
| 8 | Her Busch Burned My Johnson |
| 9 | Jimmy Dugan |
| 10 | Peterrabbit |
| 11 | Roid Rage |
| 12 | Santa Barbara Gauchoholics |
| 13 | sideshow sean |
| 14 | V-Raj |