2025/2026 Decathlon: Who Selected: First Dude
| # | Team |
| 1 | 4toe |
| 2 | A.W.'s All-World Winners |
| 3 | Ashmen Cometh |
| 4 | Bad Newz Kennelz |
| 5 | Bearvers |
| 6 | Beniciaaaaaaaaaah! |
| 7 | Big B |
| 8 | Birdie Binge |
| 9 | Bukkake Syndicate |
| 10 | Cheech and Chong |
| 11 | Chesare |
| 12 | Chez Hector Patel |
| 13 | Chitown |
| 14 | classic Bacsik |
| 15 | Enrico Pallazzo |
| 16 | GBS |
| 17 | Girthy Partners |
| 18 | Greek Playaz |
| 19 | Her Busch Burned My Johnson |
| 20 | Hot Peppers No Onions |
| 21 | Huuuuuuuuuuuuuge |
| 22 | I2K |
| 23 | itsindabag |
| 24 | JackRyanEvan |
| 25 | Jimmy Dugan |
| 26 | Keggers |
| 27 | King of Pain |
| 28 | MJ's |
| 29 | ML Liquors |
| 30 | Newy9 |
| 31 | PBRMEASAP |
| 32 | Peterrabbit |
| 33 | Project Bad Ass |
| 34 | Punk Bitches |
| 35 | Redcoat Nation |
| 36 | Royale with Cheese |
| 37 | Rubinari |
| 38 | Rusty's Raiders |
| 39 | Scott Downs Syndrome |
| 40 | ShortBusWindowLickers |
| 41 | sideshow sean |
| 42 | Sons of Anarchy |
| 43 | Swillsy |
| 44 | Team War Otto |
| 45 | The D.E.N.N.I.S System |
| 46 | The Dude Abides |
| 47 | The Pride |
| 48 | Two Things |
| 49 | Ursus Arctos Californicus |
| 50 | V-Raj |