2025/2026 Decathlon: Who Selected: Stately Victor
| # | Team |
| 1 | $$ Show Me The Money $$ |
| 2 | 1% Perspiration |
| 3 | 1010WINS |
| 4 | Ashmen Cometh |
| 5 | Backwoods Sugar |
| 6 | Beniciaaaaaaaaaah! |
| 7 | Boozehounds |
| 8 | Brown Chicken Brown Cow |
| 9 | Bukkake Syndicate |
| 10 | Carpe Decathlon |
| 11 | Danadajosamy |
| 12 | Devils, Bears, Heels & Boilers |
| 13 | Fighting Amish |
| 14 | FreakNasty |
| 15 | Golden Domers |
| 16 | Hot Peppers No Onions |
| 17 | Hungry Hippos |
| 18 | Huuuuuuuuuuuuuge |
| 19 | Jimmy Dugan |
| 20 | King of Pain |
| 21 | Lovey's House of Tuna&Jameson |
| 22 | Luv ya Blue |
| 23 | Marno |
| 24 | Nittany Heels |
| 25 | Peterrabbit |
| 26 | Pirates of the Refried Bean |
| 27 | Project Bad Ass |
| 28 | Punk Bitches |
| 29 | Rollie Fingers UR Mama |
| 30 | Rubinari |
| 31 | Scott Downs Syndrome |
| 32 | sideshow sean |
| 33 | Team Rebels |
| 34 | The Bullshitisms |
| 35 | The D.E.N.N.I.S System |
| 36 | The Dude Abides |
| 37 | The Salty Dogs |
| 38 | The Usual Suspects |
| 39 | Triple D |
| 40 | Turdballs |
| 41 | Two Things |
| 42 | West Virginia Party Boys |
| 43 | Whitebread |