2025/2026 Decathlon: Who Selected: Armed Forces: Air Force -0½
| # | Team |
| 1 | 1% Perspiration |
| 2 | Andy Parlay |
| 3 | Ballz F3rry |
| 4 | Big B |
| 5 | Brooklyn Jackals |
| 6 | DingleBerries |
| 7 | Dr. Danadajosamy |
| 8 | Fonzinoons |
| 9 | Golden Showers |
| 10 | Help the economy, hire a dancer |
| 11 | K Court in H Town |
| 12 | Let's Share Cheese |
| 13 | Metaphysical Munchkins |
| 14 | Petros |
| 15 | Project Bad Ass |
| 16 | Roid Rage |
| 17 | Royale with Cheese |
| 18 | T-Diddy |
| 19 | The Bucci Experience |
| 20 | Those Aren't Pillows |
| 21 | Thunder Gun Express |
| 22 | Tobacco Road |