2025/2026 Decathlon: Who Selected: Kansas City
| # | Team |
| 1 | 1010 WINS |
| 2 | Andy Parlay |
| 3 | Forgetting Brandon Marshall |
| 4 | GIANT Bucket O' Win Sauce |
| 5 | Great Guys, Terrible People |
| 6 | Help the economy, hire a dancer |
| 7 | Hooligans |
| 8 | JACKRYANEVAN |
| 9 | King of Pain |
| 10 | Lil' Rhody |
| 11 | Mark it 0 |
| 12 | Mike Foley |
| 13 | Nasty Boys |
| 14 | Official Sender |
| 15 | One Madoff = One Reyes |
| 16 | PBRMeASAP |
| 17 | Petros |
| 18 | Ron Burgundy |
| 19 | Sons of Roland |
| 20 | Step Above Coaching |
| 21 | thirteenfive |
| 22 | Uncreative Manager Guy |
| 23 | Vandelay Industries |
| 24 | War Otto |
| 25 | West Virginia Party Boys |
| 26 | You're My Boy Blue!! |