2025/2026 Decathlon: Who Selected: Joe Roebuck
| # | Team |
| 1 | A Higher Class Of Lush |
| 2 | Business |
| 3 | CountryGold |
| 4 | dmeyers1 |
| 5 | Dujan Bros. |
| 6 | Grandma's Kitty Kat Calendar |
| 7 | Help the economy, hire a dancer |
| 8 | JUGGERNAUT |
| 9 | Mark it 0 |
| 10 | Miami Vice |
| 11 | Nasty Boys |
| 12 | Rabid Prairie Dogs |
| 13 | Ron Burgundy |
| 14 | The Pride |
| 15 | Uncreative Manager Guy |
| 16 | Your Boy |