2025/2026 Decathlon: Who Selected: Hans Van Alphen
| # | Team |
| 1 | 1% Perspiration |
| 2 | 99 Court |
| 3 | Alabama Hot Pocket |
| 4 | Buzzards Revenge |
| 5 | DingleBerries |
| 6 | Down & Dirty |
| 7 | Face & Rack |
| 8 | Fear the Hoodie |
| 9 | Funk Your Couch |
| 10 | GIANT Bucket O' Win Sauce |
| 11 | Givem The Heater, Ricky |
| 12 | Grey's Sports Almanac |
| 13 | gumby dammit |
| 14 | Gustino |
| 15 | I2K |
| 16 | Max Fischer |
| 17 | NY Pinstripes |
| 18 | Orange |
| 19 | Palmetto Riverdogs |
| 20 | QuinnShepRingo |
| 21 | Redcoat Fever |
| 22 | Royale with Cheese |
| 23 | Rusty's Raiders |
| 24 | Sofa King Good |
| 25 | Sphincterine |
| 26 | SportsFanatic |
| 27 | The 516 |
| 28 | The Bizuation |
| 29 | The Bullshitisms |
| 30 | The Love Handshake |
| 31 | thirteenfive |
| 32 | Uncreative Manager Guy |
| 33 | Urban Legend |
| 34 | Vandelay Industries |
| 35 | Vin Scully's Baadasssss Song |
| 36 | Whitebread |
| 37 | Young Go Hards |