2025/2026 Decathlon: Who Selected: Little Ceasars: Pittsburgh +5½
| # | Team |
| 1 | 12" of Beef |
| 2 | American 12 |
| 3 | Big Kahunas |
| 4 | Blaze of Glory |
| 5 | Chalanskis |
| 6 | Fannnndannnngggggoooooo |
| 7 | Fonzinoons |
| 8 | Funk Your Couch |
| 9 | Gay Marriage ends in Gay Divorce |
| 10 | gumbydammit |
| 11 | Hokie Homers |
| 12 | Hot Peppers No Onions |
| 13 | Hug |
| 14 | Mind Bullets! |
| 15 | Oaks |
| 16 | Points in the Paint |
| 17 | Project Badass |
| 18 | Rebels |
| 19 | Red Deaths |
| 20 | Ruff Rydaz |
| 21 | Taco Corp |
| 22 | The Stickit Inn |
| 23 | This Body Doesn't Quit |
| 24 | Welcome to the Show |
| 25 | wiseteets |