2025/2026 Decathlon: Who Selected: Poinsettia: Utah St +1½
| # | Team |
| 1 | BigB |
| 2 | Chalanskis |
| 3 | Cizzle CK |
| 4 | Dong on Titties! |
| 5 | GODC |
| 6 | Harelip the Pope |
| 7 | Kick His Ass Sea Bass |
| 8 | Mack's Pack |
| 9 | Oaks |
| 10 | Prestige Worldwide |
| 11 | scottrozman.com |
| 12 | Taco Corp |
| 13 | The Fast and the Animal 6 |
| 14 | Turd Burglars |
| 15 | Up Yours, JB |
| 16 | Welcome to the Show |
| 17 | West Virginia Party Boys |
| 18 | WrathofGus |
| 19 | Your Boy |