2025/2026 Decathlon: Who Selected: Detroit
| # | Team |
| 1 | 1Count |
| 2 | acehowie |
| 3 | B1G Time |
| 4 | Blokes Boys |
| 5 | Chez Hector Patel |
| 6 | Double Turds |
| 7 | Gay Marriage ends in Gay Divorce |
| 8 | JUGGERNAUT |
| 9 | Mack's Pack |
| 10 | METAPHYSICAL MUNCHKINS |
| 11 | New World Order |
| 12 | Romolicious |
| 13 | Sphincterine |
| 14 | thirteenfive |
| 15 | Tiger Blood |
| 16 | Tiger Slam |