2025/2026 Decathlon: Who Selected: Chicago
| # | Team |
| 1 | 1% Perspiration |
| 2 | Cuddy's Arrival |
| 3 | Dong on Titties! |
| 4 | Eileen's House of Lovey & Jameson |
| 5 | Fear the Terps |
| 6 | Gordon Bombay |
| 7 | Hot Peanuts |
| 8 | Kim Jon-Clun |
| 9 | Kinfolk'n A |
| 10 | LAPAR |
| 11 | Longballs |
| 12 | Midas Whale |
| 13 | Orange |
| 14 | Performance Enhancing Drunks |
| 15 | PMI |
| 16 | Points in the Paint |
| 17 | Rebels |
| 18 | RingoShepQuinn |
| 19 | shenanigans |
| 20 | Smoke & Fab |
| 21 | Urban Shocker |
| 22 | West Virginia Party Boys |