2025/2026 Decathlon: Who Selected: x Tomic, Bernard
| # | Team |
| 1 | 12" of Beef |
| 2 | A Good Team, and Thorough |
| 3 | Balls Deep |
| 4 | Big ( . )( . ) |
| 5 | BigB |
| 6 | Blaze of Glory |
| 7 | Borpo |
| 8 | Dingleberries Deux |
| 9 | Favre's Dick Picks |
| 10 | Fo Shizzle My Nizzle |
| 11 | HoldMaDick |
| 12 | Mags |
| 13 | METAPHYSICAL MUNCHKINS |
| 14 | ML Liquors IV |
| 15 | Mr. Bean |
| 16 | Petros |
| 17 | Prince Consuela Banana Hammock |
| 18 | Rohirrim |
| 19 | The Heinous Wagners |
| 20 | The Salty Dogs |
| 21 | THE WHITE MAMBAS |
| 22 | TLC |
| 23 | Up Yours, JB |