2025/2026 Decathlon: Who Selected: Charming Kitten
| # | Team |
| 1 | 1% Perspiration |
| 2 | 12" of Beef |
| 3 | 99 Court |
| 4 | Andy Parlay |
| 5 | Bears, Devils, Heels Oh My |
| 6 | Blind Luck |
| 7 | Blokes Boys |
| 8 | Bro-Lo El Cuņado |
| 9 | Bullshitisms |
| 10 | Charlestown Chiefs |
| 11 | Cizzle CK |
| 12 | Clam Chowder |
| 13 | Court Jesters |
| 14 | Dong on Titties! |
| 15 | Double Turds |
| 16 | Fannnndannnngggggoooooo |
| 17 | Green Kegs & Spam |
| 18 | HoldMaDick |
| 19 | Hot Peanuts |
| 20 | Hot Peppers No Onions |
| 21 | Jelly Doughnuts |
| 22 | Karl Hungus |
| 23 | Kim Jon-Clun |
| 24 | LAPAR |
| 25 | Let's Share Cheese |
| 26 | Lugerettes |
| 27 | Lynch Crew |
| 28 | Mind Bullets! |
| 29 | MoneyDog Solutions |
| 30 | Older the berry, sweeter the juice |
| 31 | On the Screws |
| 32 | Points in the Paint |
| 33 | Prestige WorldWidewidewidewide |
| 34 | Prince Consuela Banana Hammock |
| 35 | Rocky Mountain Way |
| 36 | Romolicious |
| 37 | scottrozman.com |
| 38 | sdtuck |
| 39 | Taco Mac Daddy |
| 40 | The Autumn Wind |
| 41 | The Brothers Carthola |
| 42 | The Contributors |
| 43 | The Fast and the Animal 6 |
| 44 | Up Yours, JB |
| 45 | Urban Legend |
| 46 | Wayne Enterprises |
| 47 | WHISKEY and a whiskey |
| 48 | Whitebread |