2025/2026 Decathlon: Who Selected: x Kirilenko, Maria
| # | Team |
| 1 | Borpo |
| 2 | Da Stucci Brothers |
| 3 | Dong on Titties! |
| 4 | Dr. Danadajosamy |
| 5 | Fear the Terps |
| 6 | GIANT Bucket O' Win Sauce |
| 7 | Green Kegs & Spam |
| 8 | I've Made a Huge Mistake |
| 9 | JUGGERNAUT |
| 10 | Just the Tip |
| 11 | Kinfolk'n A |
| 12 | LAPAR |
| 13 | Let's Share Cheese |
| 14 | PMI |
| 15 | Ruff Rydaz |
| 16 | Smoke & Fab |
| 17 | Team Joe Cain |
| 18 | This Body Doesn't Quit |