2025/2026 Decathlon: Who Selected: x Kuznetsova, Svetlana
| # | Team |
| 1 | Bad News Bros |
| 2 | Big ( . )( . ) |
| 3 | Bothan Spy |
| 4 | Grove City Hoodrats |
| 5 | Hokie Homers |
| 6 | Lugerettes |
| 7 | NY Pinstripes |
| 8 | Partagas |
| 9 | Pop's Picks |
| 10 | Rohirrim |
| 11 | Saber-Tooth Dirt Gerbils |
| 12 | Stoopendous |
| 13 | Taco Mac Daddy |
| 14 | Taco World Domination |
| 15 | The Fast and the Animal 6 |
| 16 | The Prop Whisperers |
| 17 | Wayne Enterprises |