2025/2026 Decathlon: Who Selected: Ryan Newman
| # | Team |
| 1 | 12" of Beef |
| 2 | 2 Bald Guys and a Torn ACL |
| 3 | A Good Team, and Thorough |
| 4 | Al Czervik |
| 5 | Bearvers |
| 6 | Chalanskis |
| 7 | Chez Hector Patel |
| 8 | Chuck Vindaloo |
| 9 | Double Turds |
| 10 | Eddy Mush |
| 11 | El Buzzardo |
| 12 | Fonzinoons |
| 13 | GODC |
| 14 | Grove City Hoodrats |
| 15 | Illibuck |
| 16 | Jaco |
| 17 | JUGGERNAUT |
| 18 | Karl Hungus |
| 19 | Kick His Ass Sea Bass |
| 20 | Lastyearwasarebuildingyear |
| 21 | Longballs |
| 22 | Lucky 29 |
| 23 | Midas Whale |
| 24 | Mine's Longo Than Yours |
| 25 | Molon Labe! |
| 26 | MoneyDog Solutions |
| 27 | Mr. Bean |
| 28 | Nittany Heels |
| 29 | Prestige WorldWidewidewidewide |
| 30 | RamHer JamHer |
| 31 | RingoShepQuinn |
| 32 | SLOWHITESNAKE |
| 33 | Sphincterine |
| 34 | The Autumn Wind |
| 35 | thirteenfive |
| 36 | Total Enlightenment |
| 37 | Up Yours, JB |
| 38 | West Virginia Party Boys |
| 39 | WHISKEY and a whiskey |