2025/2026 Decathlon: Who Selected: Cal Poly (not TX Southern)
| # | Team |
| 1 | Blokes Boys |
| 2 | Bornlucky |
| 3 | Borpo |
| 4 | Bothan Spy |
| 5 | Charlestown Chiefs |
| 6 | Chez Hector Patel |
| 7 | Court Jesters |
| 8 | Da Stucci Brothers |
| 9 | Dingleberries Deux |
| 10 | Disinterested Obsevers |
| 11 | Double Turds |
| 12 | El Buzzardo |
| 13 | Front Porch Boys |
| 14 | Gay Marriage ends in Gay Divorce |
| 15 | Hank Mardukas |
| 16 | HoldMaDick |
| 17 | Hot Peanuts |
| 18 | Jimmy Dugan |
| 19 | Kinfolk'n A |
| 20 | KP Klystrons |
| 21 | Let's Share Cheese |
| 22 | Luv Ya Blue |
| 23 | Mr. Bean |
| 24 | My team's on the floor |
| 25 | Performance Enhancing Drunks |
| 26 | Pick This 2.0 |
| 27 | Pioneer Pride |
| 28 | QUAKER HILL |
| 29 | Romolicious |
| 30 | roxbury bucos |
| 31 | Saber-Tooth Dirt Gerbils |
| 32 | Shock 'Em |
| 33 | SLOMIKE |
| 34 | SLOWHITESNAKE |
| 35 | SportsFanatic |
| 36 | T-Diddy |
| 37 | Team G.B.G. |
| 38 | The Pride |
| 39 | There Are Other Ways Brew |
| 40 | thirteenfive |
| 41 | Thunder Gun Express |
| 42 | VEEDS |
| 43 | Viking Quest |
| 44 | WantToUnlockHiddenDoorsOfYourInnerBeing? |
| 45 | Whitebread |
| 46 | Z Unit |