2025/2026 Decathlon: Who Selected: Poinsettia: BYU -8½
| # | Team |
| 1 | 1% Perspiration |
| 2 | Abernik |
| 3 | AdamSquared |
| 4 | Bears, Devils, Heels, Oh My |
| 5 | Brooding Brewed Bruins |
| 6 | C & M |
| 7 | charlestonsooner |
| 8 | Donkey Kong Kill Screen |
| 9 | Fick Can Still Get My Nuts |
| 10 | Fightin' Amish |
| 11 | greg7up |
| 12 | Help Us Fight TBA |
| 13 | knocked the f out |
| 14 | Morrie's Wigs |
| 15 | P and V |
| 16 | SEM3rd |
| 17 | Smokin Doobies |
| 18 | Spitters are Quitters |
| 19 | Steve Holt! |
| 20 | Stewpidhead |
| 21 | terrible gambler |
| 22 | That Won team |
| 23 | West Virginia Party Boys |
| 24 | WhereHaveYouGoneJoeDimaggio? |
| 25 | Whitebread |