2025/2026 Decathlon: Who Selected: Russell Athletic: Miami -2½
| # | Team |
| 1 | 1% Perspiration |
| 2 | 13B |
| 3 | 22 Milez Away |
| 4 | 3 In The Stink |
| 5 | Abernik |
| 6 | Ball Bags |
| 7 | Big Perm |
| 8 | Bitc..slapped |
| 9 | Chicago Sunroofs |
| 10 | Dad Boner |
| 11 | Gyros & Souvlaki |
| 12 | Homedawgs |
| 13 | In play, out(s) |
| 14 | Jefferson's Reserves |
| 15 | JetsMetsCanes |
| 16 | Jimmy Dugan |
| 17 | Johnny Backpacks |
| 18 | Ludicrous Speed |
| 19 | Make Decathlon Great Again |
| 20 | Miami Vice |
| 21 | mp321 |
| 22 | Nerd Alert! |
| 23 | New Day Rocks |
| 24 | NewEnglndClamChowda |
| 25 | Nuckin Futs Again |
| 26 | Red Deaths |
| 27 | Rico Suave |
| 28 | Russell The Muscle |
| 29 | Saber Tooth Dirt Gerbils |
| 30 | Sam Rothstein |
| 31 | Squishy Boyz |
| 32 | Stack the Pool |
| 33 | Stewpidhead |
| 34 | T-Diddy |
| 35 | Terms of Enrampagement |
| 36 | The Big Sexy |
| 37 | Throwing Darts |
| 38 | Tonic |
| 39 | Twice As Nice |
| 40 | vikingpride |
| 41 | You Might Win |