2025/2026 Decathlon: Who Selected: South Africa
| # | Team |
| 1 | 3 In The Stink |
| 2 | Ace_Storm |
| 3 | biglawboy |
| 4 | CANDY FROM LIL BABIES |
| 5 | CatsByTitty |
| 6 | Cizzle CK |
| 7 | COREY1251 |
| 8 | Donkey Kong Kill Screen |
| 9 | Fighting Irish |
| 10 | Grayson Allen..Still My Hero |
| 11 | Grip It and Sip It |
| 12 | Grip It and Sip It 3.0 |
| 13 | Hill Country |
| 14 | Jack=Top, Dave=Bottom |
| 15 | Kruger Industrial Smoothing |
| 16 | Lone Star |
| 17 | Napoleon Complex |
| 18 | Nevada Gaming Authority |
| 19 | Nuke Laloosh |
| 20 | Points in the Paint |
| 21 | Rich Friedman |
| 22 | Sex Cauldron |
| 23 | Team Quack |
| 24 | Those that can't teach |
| 25 | Turbo |