2025/2026 Decathlon: Who Selected: x Simon, Gilles
| # | Team |
| 1 | Ain't We Lucky We Got 'Em |
| 2 | Bitc..slapped |
| 3 | California Pokes |
| 4 | CatsByTitty |
| 5 | Cnuggy22 |
| 6 | Dock Ellis |
| 7 | Ellis Burks is slow |
| 8 | F.C. Poutine |
| 9 | GiantEagle |
| 10 | Help Us Fight TBA |
| 11 | KP Klystrons |
| 12 | Mickey's Revenge |
| 13 | Nax Squared |
| 14 | Palestinian Chicken |
| 15 | Performance Enhancing Drunks Pt.4 |
| 16 | PMI |
| 17 | Pretty..Pretty..Pretty Good |
| 18 | Rocky Mountain Way |
| 19 | Texas Forever |
| 20 | The 513 |
| 21 | The Grooster |
| 22 | The Highlander |
| 23 | Time, Love & Tenderness |
| 24 | War Otto |
| 25 | Wing Man |
| 26 | Wisco |