2025/2026 Decathlon: Who Selected: Red Sox
| # | Team |
| 1 | 1% Perspiration |
| 2 | Bearvers |
| 3 | Big B |
| 4 | Black'n'Gold |
| 5 | Brown Chicken Brown Cow |
| 6 | Caffeine Achiever |
| 7 | Carpe Decathlon |
| 8 | Disinterested Observers |
| 9 | Drunk Angry Dwarfs |
| 10 | Fighting Stimuluses |
| 11 | Fo Shizzle My Nizzle |
| 12 | Foolish Hit |
| 13 | Girthy Partners |
| 14 | Goatslaying Cigars |
| 15 | Gotham |
| 16 | Iron Chefs of Pounding Vage! |
| 17 | John Blutarsky's Liver |
| 18 | Little Jerry Seinfeld |
| 19 | Marno |
| 20 | Montesdabeast |
| 21 | Next Year is Here |
| 22 | Ox |
| 23 | Pirates of the Refriedbean |
| 24 | Rebels |
| 25 | Roid Rage |
| 26 | roxbury buco's |
| 27 | Rusty's Raiders |
| 28 | Show Me The Money |
| 29 | So Good Next Year |
| 30 | stepabove |
| 31 | Team War Otto |
| 32 | The Animal Lives |
| 33 | The Bullshitisms |
| 34 | The Fabulous Kafoo-chees |
| 35 | Thirteen Five |
| 36 | West Chadwick |
| 37 | West Virginia Party Boys |