2025/2026 Decathlon: Who Selected: St Louis
| # | Team |
| 1 | Big Ragu |
| 2 | Da Real Saving Silverman |
| 3 | Don’t Hassle the Hoff |
| 4 | Favre's Dick Picks |
| 5 | Favre's Prick Picks |
| 6 | Gordon Bombay |
| 7 | Greatest Show on Turf |
| 8 | Gyros & Souvlaki |
| 9 | KynM |
| 10 | Legally Fit |
| 11 | MCC Club Champs |
| 12 | MyWifeHidMyBonerPillz |
| 13 | Party Like It's 09 |
| 14 | POKER BOYS |
| 15 | RockChalk |
| 16 | Rusty's Raiders |
| 17 | Salsa Tex Committee |
| 18 | SJSU Superfan |
| 19 | Sneaky SIX SEVEN |
| 20 | SoHoGoat |
| 21 | SportsTeamsinOakland? |
| 22 | Spotted Balls |
| 23 | The 209 |
| 24 | The Dude Abides |
| 25 | TheTeamTheTeamTheTeam |
| 26 | turtle |
| 27 | Viva Los Birdos |
| 28 | Wade Boggs |
| 29 | What am I, a farmer? |