2025/2026 Decathlon: Event Summary: Soccer

Status: Locked

updated 1/20

RULES: SOCCER

Q1 English Premier League
The EPL is comprised of 20 teams; these teams have been seeded and you must select five teams totaling no more than 30 seed points. The EPL season is a home-and-home round robin; each team will play 38 games. There are no playoffs altho 4-6 teams will receive berths in the UEFA Champions League or the Europa League at the conclusion of the season. Furthermore, 3 teams will be relegated to the EFL Championship.

Your five teams will earn points as follows:
...3 points for every EPL* win
...1 point for every EPL* draw
..20 point bonus for the champion
..12 point bonus for a group stage berth** in the 2027 UEFA Champions League
...8 point bonus for a group stage berth** in the 2027 Europa League
..10 point penalty for any team that is relegated

* During the EPL season, teams will play friendlies and in tournaments; points are not awarded for those wins/draws

** Points are only awarded for a group stage berth in either the UCL or UEL (a qualifying round berth earns no points)

Picks are not due until after each team plays two games. Picks will lock Aug30 4a Pacific.

Q2 UEFA Champions League Knockouts

 
POINT RECAP: SOCCER

English Premier League
 Answer (Seed Pts) #Sel Cat1 Cat2 Cat3 Cat4 Cat5 Cat6 Total
Burnley (1) 10 9 6 0 0 0 -0 15
Sunderland (1) 27 24 9 0 0 0 -0 33
Wolverhampton (1) 47 3 5 0 0 0 -0 8
Brentford (2) 33 30 3 0 0 0 -0 33
Fulham (2) 76 30 4 0 0 0 -0 34
Leeds (2) 24 18 7 0 0 0 -0 25
West Ham United (2) 21 15 5 0 0 0 -0 20
Bournemouth (3) 42 21 9 0 0 0 -0 30
Crystal Palace (3) 59 21 7 0 0 0 -0 28
Everton (3) 49 27 5 0 0 0 -0 32
Brighton & Hove Albion (4) 42 21 9 0 0 0 -0 30
Nottingham Forest (4) 53 21 4 0 0 0 -0 25
Aston Villa (5) 42 42 4 0 0 0 -0 46
Newcastle (5) 75 27 6 0 0 0 -0 33
Manchester United (6) 16 30 8 0 0 0 -0 38
Tottenham (6) 82 21 7 0 0 0 -0 28
Chelsea (7) 139 30 7 0 0 0 -0 37
Manchester City (9) 79 42 4 0 0 0 -0 46
Arsenal (10) 162 45 3 0 0 0 -0 48
Liverpool (10) 187 30 6 0 0 0 -0 36

Hover over Category Titles to view Description and Point Multipliers

 
LEADERBOARD: SOCCER

#   Team Points
1   Miami Vice 204
2   The Performative Males 203
3   WMD Right Chair Right Chair 200
4   M&A 198
--   Potatoes and Pierogies 198
--   Sleehrats 198
--   WarDamnBulldawgs 198
8   Hard Rock's $$$ 197
9   The Rizzler 196
--   The Thrill of Victory 196
11   Jesters Henchmen 194
12   Moneyline Mafia 192
--   Sock Hand 192
--   Sweatyball 192
--   TC Decathletes 192
--   The Salty Dogs 192
--   Your Mom Paid My Entry 192
18   The Catch 191
19   An Absolute Creamer 190
--   Team Sendu 190
--   The 209 190
22   Literally Joe Sheisty 189
23   Bye Shane 188
--   Get Up Mitch 188
--   Little Yerry Stackhouse 188
--   Mt. P 188
--   Noelg27 188
--   Prophet Pandas 188
--   Shart Garfunkel 188
--   The Hameltoes 188
--   TreVeyon My Wayward Son 188
32   Ashley Remembered 187
--   Famous Jewish Sports Legends 187
--   FullHouse 187
--   Golden Earrings 187
--   johnb470 187
--   Spotted Balls 187
--   Tundra Prius 187
39   Dawg Daze 186
--   Deshaun's Massage Parlor 186
--   RaymondBabbitt 186
--   Russell The Muscle 186
43   CuseIsLoose 185
--   Kissing Cousins 185
--   Sneaky SIX SEVEN 185
46   BigB 184
--   Chicks Dig The Long Ball!! 184
--   CoLo for the win 184
--   Goutfish 184
--   Green Team 184
--   Idiots out wandering around 184
--   Leck23 184
53   Fightin Amish 182
--   The Redskins 182
55   Bearvers 181
--   Brotherly Shovers 181
--   Carlsbatdrewton 181
--   Don’t Hassle the Hoff 181
--   In play out(s) 181
--   Jaxson Prescott 181
--   Nochanceinhell 181
--   Off the Handle 181
--   Picks out for Harambe 181
--   Sexy Rexy Grossman 181
--   Shadynasty's 181
66   (Former) Dominican Béisbol Exploiters 180
--   655 Stanley 180
--   BradfordEra 180
--   EtAl 180
--   fallfromgrace 180
--   Krudler 180
--   Ligma LLC 180
--   MCC Club Champs 180
--   Rounders 180
--   SHTigers 180
--   The Dude Abides 180
--   The Oregon Cucks 180
--   turtle 180
--   Uff 180
--   ZoopedUpMoose 180
81   Favre's Dick Picks 179
--   Jake Picks Winners 179
--   Johnny Backpacks 179
--   MAK1005 179
--   Neighborhood Watch 179
--   soccerdan 179
--   Special K's 179
--   SWAT Team 179
--   Team Beno 179
--   The Dancing Bears 179
--   WarOtto 179
92   Connor Stalions Did Nothing Wrong 178
--   G.B.G. Campaign 178
--   Gyros & Souvlaki 178
--   Jumpy & Stumpy 178
--   KillerKa$h 178
--   Legally Fit 178
--   Paco's Tacos 178
--   SportsFanatic 178
--   Sweet Emulsions 178
--   The513 178
--   Walton's World 178
103   Kick Names Take Ass 177
--   Patatas 177
--   PerryPicks 177
106   Dirty Sanchez's 176
--   KynM 176
--   MyWifeHidMyBonerPillz 176
--   Orange Crush 176
--   Otter Water 176
111   BPJR8 175
--   Eden 175
--   HookEm_HokieBird 175
--   Lazer Show 175
--   Pulse 175
--   SportsTeamsinOakland? 175
117   Dangerous Midge and the Piss Ants 174
--   drinking is fun 174
--   Wade Boggs 174
120   Billiams Dreamcatchers 173
--   Caffeine Achiever 173
--   FishSqueek 173
--   Iron WIll 173
--   Land Thieves 173
--   Never Tell Me The Odds 173
--   Santa Monica by Everclear 173
--   Slugworths Gobstoppers 173
--   Tequila Howie 173
--   The Caine-Hackman Theory 173
--   The Rodfather 173
--   Third Time's A Charm? 173
132   Do Wrong Right 172
--   Dock Ellis 172
--   SJSU Superfan 172
--   Smarties-National Champs 21'&22' 172
--   SubwayHero 172
--   Times New Roman Investment Club 172
138   Buckle Up! 171
--   Dad Boner 171
--   Jimmy Dugan 171
--   One Decathlon After Another 171
--   Pepe Silvia 171
--   POKER BOYS 171
--   Roadkill 171
--   Stinker Tinker 171
--   The C.O.S.T.A. System 171
--   The Fast Cheetas 171
--   The Usual Suspects 171
--   TheTeamTheTeamTheTeam 171
--   Valimorons 171
151   Bears 170
--   nonamebret 170
--   PSU Pride 170
--   Salsa Tex Committee 170
--   Stimulus me 170
--   The Dodgfather 170
--   Viva Los Birdos 170
--   We’re Back Department 170
159   Greatpoint 169
--   Nova 2014 169
--   Sportwonks 169
--   That Ain’t Mayo 169
--   Two Guys, One Chip 169
164   Atlantic City Knights 168
--   Dickens Inn 168
--   Drool Monkeys 168
--   Go Birds 168
--   I Am Stoked, Steve! 168
--   Pandaaaaaa 168
--   SoHoGoat 168
--   The Acorn Army 168
--   The Hatchmen 168
--   The Wild Bunch 168
--   Twice As Nice 168
175   Noticing and Pondering 167
--   Quack Attack 167
--   SLOMIKE 167
--   Truffle Butter Express 167
179   Coconut Wonderland 166
--   Gronkey Kong 166
--   Trojans 166
182   AceRothstein’sSafeBets 165
--   Damp Danny 165
184   Gordon Bombay 164
--   Page408 164
--   RockChalk 164
--   Scouse Poets 164
188   Chudley Cannons 163
--   CommunityTheaterDivas 163
--   Eddie and the Cruisers 163
--   Enrico Pallazzo 163
--   Fallendomino 163
--   Fonzinoons 163
--   HMD Industries 163
--   Hondo 163
--   JJBC All-Stars 163
--   Kenny Pickett Truthers 163
--   Nax Squared 163
--   ppschwa 163
--   Red Deaths 163
--   Sacrifice Blunts 163
--   ScudderRd 163
--   StevieFranchise 163
--   Tasty Waves 163
--   The Chun-Li Lightning Kicks 163
--   What am I, a farmer? 163
207   Favre's Prick Picks 162
--   Handsy Docs 162
--   NY Jets Are Killing Me 162
--   Party Like It's 09 162
211   All Rise 161
--   DEATH ROW 161
--   DumpsterFire25 161
--   The Mustangs 161
215   Yellow Sheet 3.0 160
216   Stankford 159
--   TRYAN43 159
218   1027 158
--   David Hasselhoff 158
--   Pagman29 Dynasty 158
--   VMATster 158
--   West Virginia Party Boy 158
223   RunForrestRun 157
--   ShipWrecked 157
--   Team Quack 157
226   Decanterthon 156
--   Go Bulldogs!! 156
--   Let 'er buck 156
--   Riverfront Rivals 156
230   Big Ragu 155
--   Bizuation 155
--   Casual Craigslist Connections 155
--   Chimney Rock 155
--   Da Real Saving Silverman 155
--   Greatest Show on Turf 155
--   Is this Fantasy Football? 155
--   JoeRobbieStadium 155
--   JustFly 155
--   Ramblers 155
240   Birdie Brigade 154
--   Mud Set Hut 154
242   Faceless Man 153
243   Pare La Musica 152
244   Roken’s Stallions 150
--   Rusty's Raiders 150
--   The Horny Brent Musburgers 150
247   brooklynboyz 149
--   Project Badass 149
--   Syosset Shysters 149
--   The Generals 149
251   Free Scottie 148
252   WholeBagOSuckIt 147
253   Hawks 142

2025/2026 Events
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