2025/2026 Decathlon: Event Summary: Soccer

Status: Locked

updated 11/30

RULES: SOCCER

Q1 English Premier League The EPL is comprised of 20 teams; these teams have been seeded and you must select five teams totaling no more than 30 seed points. The EPL season is a home-and-home round robin; each team will play 38 games. There are no playoffs altho 4-6 teams will receive berths in the UEFA Champions League or the Europa League at the conclusion of the season. Furthermore, 3 teams will be relegated to the EFL Championship. Your five teams will earn points as follows: ...3 points for every EPL* win ...1 point for every EPL* draw ..20 point bonus for the champion ..12 point bonus for a group stage berth** in the 2027 UEFA Champions League ...8 point bonus for a group stage berth** in the 2027 Europa League ..10 point penalty for any team that is relegated * During the EPL season, teams will play friendlies and in tournaments; points are not awarded for those wins/draws ** Points are only awarded for a group stage berth in either the UCL or UEL (a qualifying round berth earns no points) Picks are not due until after each team plays two games. Picks will lock Aug30 4a Pacific. Q2 UEFA Champions League Knockouts

 
POINT RECAP: SOCCER

English Premier League	Answer (Seed Pts)	#Sel	Cat1	Cat2	Cat3	Cat4	Cat5	Cat6	Total
	Burnley (1)	10	9	1	0	0	0	-0	10
	Sunderland (1)	27	18	5	0	0	0	-0	23
	Wolverhampton (1)	47	0	2	0	0	0	-0	2
	Brentford (2)	33	18	1	0	0	0	-0	19
	Fulham (2)	76	15	2	0	0	0	-0	17
	Leeds (2)	24	12	3	0	0	0	-0	15
	West Ham United (2)	21	9	3	0	0	0	-0	12
	Bournemouth (3)	42	15	5	0	0	0	-0	20
	Crystal Palace (3)	59	18	5	0	0	0	-0	23
	Everton (3)	49	21	3	0	0	0	-0	24
	Brighton & Hove Albion (4)	42	18	4	0	0	0	-0	22
	Nottingham Forest (4)	53	12	3	0	0	0	-0	15
	Aston Villa (5)	42	27	3	0	0	0	-0	30
	Newcastle (5)	75	18	4	0	0	0	-0	22
	Manchester United (6)	16	18	4	0	0	0	-0	22
	Tottenham (6)	82	18	4	0	0	0	-0	22
	Chelsea (7)	139	21	4	0	0	0	-0	25
	Manchester City (9)	79	30	1	0	0	0	-0	31
	Arsenal (10)	162	30	3	0	0	0	-0	33
	Liverpool (10)	187	21	2	0	0	0	-0	23

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LEADERBOARD: SOCCER

#	Team	Points
1	WMD Right Chair Right Chair	141
2	The Performative Males	135
3	The Rizzler	134
--	The Thrill of Victory	134
5	Ashley Remembered	133
--	Golden Earrings	133
--	Leck23	133
--	Miami Vice	133
--	Moneyline Mafia	133
--	Sock Hand	133
--	Tundra Prius	133
12	Literally Joe Sheisty	132
--	Sweatyball	132
14	Jesters Henchmen	130
--	Your Mom Paid My Entry	130
16	Hard Rock's $$$	129
17	An Absolute Creamer	128
--	Team Sendu	128
--	The Catch	128
20	Get Up Mitch	127
--	Little Yerry Stackhouse	127
--	RaymondBabbitt	127
23	BigB	126
--	Chicks Dig The Long Ball!!	126
--	Goutfish	126
--	Green Team	126
--	Idiots out wandering around	126
--	Lazer Show	126
--	SportsTeamsinOakland?	126
--	TC Decathletes	126
--	The Salty Dogs	126
32	johnb470	125
--	M&A	125
--	Neighborhood Watch	125
--	Patatas	125
--	PerryPicks	125
--	Potatoes and Pierogies	125
--	Russell The Muscle	125
--	Shadynasty's	125
--	SHTigers	125
--	Sleehrats	125
--	Team Beno	125
--	Wade Boggs	125
--	WarDamnBulldawgs	125
--	ZoopedUpMoose	125
46	Caffeine Achiever	124
--	CoLo for the win	124
--	Ligma LLC	124
--	The Rodfather	124
--	Third Time's A Charm?	124
51	655 Stanley	123
--	BradfordEra	123
--	EtAl	123
--	fallfromgrace	123
--	Famous Jewish Sports Legends	123
--	FullHouse	123
--	HookEm_HokieBird	123
--	Krudler	123
--	Rounders	123
--	Spotted Balls	123
--	The513	123
--	turtle	123
--	Uff	123
64	MyWifeHidMyBonerPillz	122
--	Never Tell Me The Odds	122
--	Orange Crush	122
--	Otter Water	122
--	Slugworths Gobstoppers	122
69	Bye Shane	121
--	Dock Ellis	121
--	Jumpy & Stumpy	121
--	Mt. P	121
--	Noelg27	121
--	Prophet Pandas	121
--	Shart Garfunkel	121
--	Sneaky SIX SEVEN	121
--	The 209	121
--	The Hameltoes	121
--	Times New Roman Investment Club	121
--	TreVeyon My Wayward Son	121
81	Connor Stalions Did Nothing Wrong	120
--	Fightin Amish	120
--	G.B.G. Campaign	120
--	KillerKa$h	120
--	Kissing Cousins	120
--	Legally Fit	120
--	Paco's Tacos	120
--	Sweet Emulsions	120
--	The Redskins	120
90	(Former) Dominican Béisbol Exploiters	119
--	Billiams Dreamcatchers	119
--	Pulse	119
--	Stimulus me	119
--	The Caine-Hackman Theory	119
--	The Dodgfather	119
--	The Dude Abides	119
--	Viva Los Birdos	119
98	Brotherly Shovers	118
--	CuseIsLoose	118
--	drinking is fun	118
--	Jake Picks Winners	118
--	Johnny Backpacks	118
--	KynM	118
--	MAK1005	118
--	Special K's	118
--	SportsFanatic	118
--	Trojans	118
108	Bearvers	117
--	Don’t Hassle the Hoff	117
--	Jaxson Prescott	117
--	MCC Club Champs	117
--	Nochanceinhell	117
--	Stinker Tinker	117
--	The C.O.S.T.A. System	117
--	The Oregon Cucks	117
--	TheTeamTheTeamTheTeam	117
117	CommunityTheaterDivas	116
--	Dirty Sanchez's	116
--	Do Wrong Right	116
--	Eden	116
--	RockChalk	116
--	StevieFranchise	116
123	Carlsbatdrewton	115
--	Dad Boner	115
--	Dawg Daze	115
--	Deshaun's Massage Parlor	115
--	Drool Monkeys	115
--	I Am Stoked, Steve!	115
--	In play out(s)	115
--	Land Thieves	115
--	Off the Handle	115
--	Pepe Silvia	115
--	Picks out for Harambe	115
--	POKER BOYS	115
--	Sexy Rexy Grossman	115
--	SJSU Superfan	115
--	SoHoGoat	115
--	SubwayHero	115
--	SWAT Team	115
--	Valimorons	115
141	Atlantic City Knights	114
--	Fallendomino	114
--	Favre's Dick Picks	114
--	Gyros & Souvlaki	114
--	Noticing and Pondering	114
--	soccerdan	114
--	The Dancing Bears	114
--	The Usual Suspects	114
--	Truffle Butter Express	114
--	WarOtto	114
151	Dangerous Midge and the Piss Ants	113
--	Kick Names Take Ass	113
153	Bears	112
--	BPJR8	112
--	Greatpoint	112
--	Gronkey Kong	112
--	Handsy Docs	112
--	NY Jets Are Killing Me	112
--	Page408	112
--	Salsa Tex Committee	112
--	Stankford	112
162	Chimney Rock	111
--	nonamebret	111
--	Nova 2014	111
--	Quack Attack	111
--	That Ain’t Mayo	111
--	Walton's World	111
168	Buckle Up!	110
--	FishSqueek	110
--	Jimmy Dugan	110
--	One Decathlon After Another	110
--	Roadkill	110
--	SLOMIKE	110
--	Smarties-National Champs 21'&22'	110
--	Tequila Howie	110
--	The Chun-Li Lightning Kicks	110
--	The Fast Cheetas	110
--	Two Guys, One Chip	110
179	1027	109
--	David Hasselhoff	109
--	Dickens Inn	109
--	Go Birds	109
--	Pagman29 Dynasty	109
--	Pandaaaaaa	109
--	The Acorn Army	109
--	The Hatchmen	109
--	The Wild Bunch	109
--	Twice As Nice	109
--	West Virginia Party Boy	109
190	Da Real Saving Silverman	108
--	Gordon Bombay	108
--	Iron WIll	108
--	Mud Set Hut	108
--	PSU Pride	108
--	Santa Monica by Everclear	108
--	Scouse Poets	108
--	ShipWrecked	108
--	Sportwonks	108
--	TRYAN43	108
--	We’re Back Department	108
201	All Rise	107
--	Coconut Wonderland	107
--	DEATH ROW	107
--	DumpsterFire25	107
--	The Mustangs	107
206	Damp Danny	106
207	Decanterthon	105
--	Go Bulldogs!!	105
--	Riverfront Rivals	105
210	Bizuation	104
--	Is this Fantasy Football?	104
--	JoeRobbieStadium	104
--	Pare La Musica	104
--	Ramblers	104
--	Team Quack	104
216	AceRothstein’sSafeBets	103
--	JustFly	103
--	VMATster	103
--	Yellow Sheet 3.0	103
220	Big Ragu	102
--	Casual Craigslist Connections	102
--	Favre's Prick Picks	102
--	Greatest Show on Turf	102
--	Party Like It's 09	102
225	RunForrestRun	101
226	Chudley Cannons	100
--	Eddie and the Cruisers	100
--	Enrico Pallazzo	100
--	Fonzinoons	100
--	Free Scottie	100
--	HMD Industries	100
--	Hondo	100
--	JJBC All-Stars	100
--	Kenny Pickett Truthers	100
--	Nax Squared	100
--	ppschwa	100
--	Red Deaths	100
--	Roken’s Stallions	100
--	Sacrifice Blunts	100
--	ScudderRd	100
--	Tasty Waves	100
--	What am I, a farmer?	100
243	Birdie Brigade	98
244	Let 'er buck	97
245	brooklynboyz	95
--	Project Badass	95
--	Rusty's Raiders	95
--	Syosset Shysters	95
--	The Generals	95
--	The Horny Brent Musburgers	95
251	Hawks	94
--	WholeBagOSuckIt	94
253	Faceless Man	93