2025/2026 Decathlon: Event Summary: Soccer

Status: Locked

updated 3/11

RULES: SOCCER

Q1 English Premier League
The EPL is comprised of 20 teams; these teams have been seeded and you must select five teams totaling no more than 30 seed points. The EPL season is a home-and-home round robin; each team will play 38 games. There are no playoffs altho 4-6 teams will receive berths in the UEFA Champions League or the Europa League at the conclusion of the season. Furthermore, 3 teams will be relegated to the EFL Championship.

Your five teams will earn points as follows:
...3 points for every EPL* win
...1 point for every EPL* draw
..20 point bonus for the champion
..12 point bonus for a group stage berth** in the 2027 UEFA Champions League
...8 point bonus for a group stage berth** in the 2027 Europa League
..10 point penalty for any team that is relegated

* During the EPL season, teams will play friendlies and in tournaments; points are not awarded for those wins/draws

** Points are only awarded for a group stage berth in either the UCL or UEL (a qualifying round berth earns no points)

Picks are not due until after each team plays two games. Picks will lock Aug30 4a Pacific.

Q2 UEFA Champions League Knockouts
16 teams remain in the Champions League. They've been bracketed and in an effort to boost their frequent flyer miles, they will play home and home series each leg (except the championship is a single game at mostly neutral site Budapest). We've seeded them, you must pick 4 totaling 27 seed points max.

Your 4 teams will earn points as follows:
...5pts: Game Victory*
...1pt: Game Tie
...3pts: Round Advance*
...5pts: Semifinal Berth
...7pts: Finals Berth
..15pts: Championship

Note that teams will play 2 games vs the same opponent in each of the first three rounds and our scoring reflects the difference between game results and round results.

* The Championship game does count as a game victory, but does not count as a round advance.

Picks will lock at the first knockout kickoff: Tue Mar10 ~945a Pacific

 
POINT RECAP: SOCCER

English Premier League
 Answer (Seed Pts) #Sel Cat1 Cat2 Cat3 Cat4 Cat5 Cat6 Total
Burnley (1) 10 12 7 0 0 0 -0 19
Sunderland (1) 27 30 10 0 0 0 -0 40
Wolverhampton (1) 47 9 7 0 0 0 -0 16
Brentford (2) 33 39 5 0 0 0 -0 44
Fulham (2) 76 36 4 0 0 0 -0 40
Leeds (2) 24 21 10 0 0 0 -0 31
West Ham United (2) 21 21 7 0 0 0 -0 28
Bournemouth (3) 42 27 13 0 0 0 -0 40
Crystal Palace (3) 59 30 8 0 0 0 -0 38
Everton (3) 49 36 7 0 0 0 -0 43
Brighton & Hove Albion (4) 42 27 10 0 0 0 -0 37
Nottingham Forest (4) 53 21 7 0 0 0 -0 28
Aston Villa (5) 42 45 6 0 0 0 -0 51
Newcastle (5) 75 33 6 0 0 0 -0 39
Manchester United (6) 16 42 9 0 0 0 -0 51
Tottenham (6) 82 21 8 0 0 0 -0 29
Chelsea (7) 139 39 9 0 0 0 -0 48
Manchester City (9) 79 54 6 0 0 0 -0 60
Arsenal (10) 162 60 7 0 0 0 -0 67
Liverpool (10) 187 42 6 0 0 0 -0 48
Champions League Knockouts
 Answer (Seed Pts) #Sel Cat1 Cat2 Cat3 Cat4 Cat5 Cat6 Total
Galatasaray (1) 63 5 0 0 0 0 0 5
Bayer Leverkusen (2) 15 0 1 0 0 0 0 1
Atalanta (2) 23 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Sporting Lisbon (3) 94 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Bodø/Glimt (4) 31 5 0 0 0 0 0 5
Newcastle (5) 16 0 1 0 0 0 0 1
Chelsea (5) 66 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Tottenham (5) 16 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Atletico Madrid (6) 89 5 0 0 0 0 0 5
Real Madrid (7) 59 5 0 0 0 0 0 5
Liverpool (8) 43 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
PSG (8) 39 5 0 0 0 0 0 5
Manchester City (8) 48 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Barcelona (9) 63 0 1 0 0 0 0 1
Bayern Munich (9) 128 5 0 0 0 0 0 5
Arsenal (10) 167 0 1 0 0 0 0 1

Hover over Category Titles to view Description and Point Multipliers

 
LEADERBOARD: SOCCER

#   Team Points
1   M&A 275
--   The Performative Males 275
3   Hard Rock's $$$ 271
--   WarDamnBulldawgs 271
5   Sleehrats 270
6   Potatoes and Pierogies 265
7   WMD Right Chair Right Chair 264
8   Tundra Prius 263
9   Miami Vice 261
10   Famous Jewish Sports Legends 259
--   Mt. P 259
--   The Thrill of Victory 259
13   The 209 257
14   Dawg Daze 256
--   Jesters Henchmen 256
--   Leck23 256
--   Sweatyball 256
18   Goutfish 255
--   TC Decathletes 255
--   The Salty Dogs 255
21   Shart Garfunkel 254
--   The Catch 254
--   The Oregon Cucks 254
--   TreVeyon My Wayward Son 254
25   Ashley Remembered 253
--   FullHouse 253
--   Golden Earrings 253
28   G.B.G. Campaign 252
--   Shadynasty's 252
30   An Absolute Creamer 250
--   Green Team 250
--   Little Yerry Stackhouse 250
--   Off the Handle 250
--   POKER BOYS 250
35   Bye Shane 249
--   CuseIsLoose 249
--   Kissing Cousins 249
--   Moneyline Mafia 249
--   Noelg27 249
--   Prophet Pandas 249
--   The Hameltoes 249
--   ZoopedUpMoose 249
43   Brotherly Shovers 248
--   MAK1005 248
--   The Rizzler 248
46   KillerKa$h 247
--   Nochanceinhell 247
--   Russell The Muscle 247
49   Carlsbatdrewton 246
--   Deshaun's Massage Parlor 246
--   johnb470 246
--   Kick Names Take Ass 246
--   MyWifeHidMyBonerPillz 246
--   Sexy Rexy Grossman 246
--   Sock Hand 246
--   Your Mom Paid My Entry 246
57   Chicks Dig The Long Ball!! 245
--   In play out(s) 245
--   Picks out for Harambe 245
--   SHTigers 245
61   BigB 244
--   Jake Picks Winners 244
--   MCC Club Champs 244
--   Special K's 244
--   Team Sendu 244
--   The Dancing Bears 244
67   Johnny Backpacks 243
--   RaymondBabbitt 243
--   Sweet Emulsions 243
--   The Dude Abides 243
71   Connor Stalions Did Nothing Wrong 242
--   Fightin Amish 242
--   Neighborhood Watch 242
--   Nova 2014 242
--   Paco's Tacos 242
--   Spotted Balls 242
77   Dirty Sanchez's 241
--   Dock Ellis 241
--   Orange Crush 241
--   Otter Water 241
--   Sneaky SIX SEVEN 241
--   Team Beno 241
83   fallfromgrace 240
--   Idiots out wandering around 240
--   Uff 240
--   Valimorons 240
--   Wade Boggs 240
88   Favre's Dick Picks 239
--   Get Up Mitch 239
--   Jumpy & Stumpy 239
--   Smarties-National Champs 21'&22' 239
--   WarOtto 239
93   Eden 238
--   Patatas 238
--   PSU Pride 238
--   Stimulus me 238
--   The Rodfather 238
--   Two Guys, One Chip 238
99   BradfordEra 237
--   drinking is fun 237
--   Legally Fit 237
--   Noticing and Pondering 237
--   That Ain’t Mayo 237
--   The513 237
--   Times New Roman Investment Club 237
106   BPJR8 236
--   CoLo for the win 236
--   Never Tell Me The Odds 236
--   The Usual Suspects 236
110   Hondo 235
--   JJBC All-Stars 235
--   Krudler 235
--   ppschwa 235
--   Pulse 235
--   Salsa Tex Committee 235
--   Santa Monica by Everclear 235
--   soccerdan 235
--   SWAT Team 235
119   Iron WIll 234
--   The C.O.S.T.A. System 234
--   turtle 234
--   We’re Back Department 234
123   AceRothstein’sSafeBets 233
--   Gyros & Souvlaki 233
--   Literally Joe Sheisty 233
--   Pepe Silvia 233
--   Walton's World 233
128   Bearvers 232
--   Dad Boner 232
--   KynM 232
--   Slugworths Gobstoppers 232
--   The Redskins 232
--   VMATster 232
134   655 Stanley 231
--   Enrico Pallazzo 231
--   SportsTeamsinOakland? 231
--   The Caine-Hackman Theory 231
--   The Dodgfather 231
139   (Former) Dominican Béisbol Exploiters 230
--   Buckle Up! 230
--   Ligma LLC 230
--   Nax Squared 230
--   ScudderRd 230
--   SportsFanatic 230
--   What am I, a farmer? 230
146   Caffeine Achiever 228
--   Land Thieves 228
--   SLOMIKE 228
--   SubwayHero 228
--   Third Time's A Charm? 228
--   Truffle Butter Express 228
152   EtAl 227
--   Greatpoint 227
--   Jaxson Prescott 227
--   PerryPicks 227
156   Do Wrong Right 226
--   FishSqueek 226
--   Fonzinoons 226
--   Lazer Show 226
--   Roadkill 226
--   Tequila Howie 226
--   The Fast Cheetas 226
163   Bizuation 225
--   Chudley Cannons 225
--   Eddie and the Cruisers 225
--   Favre's Prick Picks 225
--   HMD Industries 225
--   Kenny Pickett Truthers 225
--   Party Like It's 09 225
--   Red Deaths 225
--   Sacrifice Blunts 225
--   Tasty Waves 225
173   Rounders 224
174   Big Ragu 223
--   Dangerous Midge and the Piss Ants 223
--   Drool Monkeys 223
--   I Am Stoked, Steve! 223
--   Project Badass 223
--   Quack Attack 223
180   Jimmy Dugan 222
--   One Decathlon After Another 222
--   Stankford 222
183   Atlantic City Knights 221
--   Birdie Brigade 221
--   SJSU Superfan 221
--   Sportwonks 221
--   Trojans 221
188   HookEm_HokieBird 220
--   JoeRobbieStadium 220
--   Pandaaaaaa 220
--   Stinker Tinker 220
--   The Wild Bunch 220
--   TheTeamTheTeamTheTeam 220
194   Go Birds 219
--   Handsy Docs 219
--   nonamebret 219
--   SoHoGoat 219
--   Yellow Sheet 3.0 219
199   Casual Craigslist Connections 218
--   Faceless Man 218
--   Greatest Show on Turf 218
--   RunForrestRun 218
--   Syosset Shysters 218
204   Damp Danny 217
--   Gordon Bombay 217
--   Gronkey Kong 217
207   Billiams Dreamcatchers 216
--   CommunityTheaterDivas 216
--   Don’t Hassle the Hoff 216
--   DumpsterFire25 216
--   Is this Fantasy Football? 216
--   Scouse Poets 216
--   Viva Los Birdos 216
214   Pare La Musica 215
--   Twice As Nice 215
216   NY Jets Are Killing Me 214
--   Page408 214
--   ShipWrecked 214
219   brooklynboyz 213
--   The Generals 213
221   Chimney Rock 212
--   Coconut Wonderland 212
--   Ramblers 212
224   StevieFranchise 211
--   The Acorn Army 211
226   DEATH ROW 210
--   Dickens Inn 210
--   The Hatchmen 210
229   Go Bulldogs!! 209
--   Let 'er buck 209
--   Riverfront Rivals 209
--   The Chun-Li Lightning Kicks 209
--   The Horny Brent Musburgers 209
234   1027 208
235   Bears 207
--   David Hasselhoff 207
--   JustFly 207
--   Mud Set Hut 207
--   TRYAN43 207
--   WholeBagOSuckIt 207
241   All Rise 206
--   Fallendomino 206
243   Rusty's Raiders 204
244   RockChalk 203
--   Team Quack 203
246   Pagman29 Dynasty 202
--   West Virginia Party Boy 202
248   Roken’s Stallions 201
249   The Mustangs 200
250   Da Real Saving Silverman 199
--   Decanterthon 199
252   Free Scottie 196
253   Hawks 186

2025/2026 Events
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