2025/2026 Decathlon: Event Summary: Football

Status: Locked

updated thru 1/26/26
Playoffs LPP complete at 40 (Dickens Inn)

RULES: FOOTBALL

Q1: Regular Season
All NFL teams have been seeded; select eight teams totaling no more than 44 seed points.

Your eight teams will earn points as follows:
...7 pts for each win (10 for a playoff win)
..20 pts for a division title
..10 pts for a wildcard berth
..20 pts for a Super Bowl berth
..30 pts for a Super Bowl win

Picks lock Thu 9/5 5p Pacific, at the first kickoff

Q2: 2026 Playoffs
A total of 14 NFL teams make the playoffs - 7 in each conference. The teams are seeded as follows:
NFC
(1) Seahawks
(2) Bears
(3) Eagles
(4) Panthers
(5) Rams
(6) 49ers
(7) Packers

AFC
(1) Broncos
(2) Patriots
(3) Jaguars
(4) Steelers
(5) Texans
(6) Bills
(7) Chargers

Pick 5 teams whose seeds add up to *at least* 16 points. Note that your 5 teams can be from any conference. For example, you could take the 1st seed from both conferences, a 2nd seed, and both 6th seeds, and your entry would be valid (1 + 1 + 2 + 6 + 6 = 1). Or, you could take the 1st through 4th and the 6th seed all from one conference, and that would be valid (1 + 2 + 3 + 4 + 6 = 16). Reminder that the NFL is not a true bracket, 2nd round matchups will be dependent on the remaining teams' seeds.

Your five teams will earn points as follows:
...10 pts for each win in the Wild Card round
...20 pts for each win in the Divisional round
...25 pts for each Conference Championship win
...30 pts for a Super Bowl win

Playoff Picks lock at kickoff of the first game, Sat Jan 10 at 130p Pacific. This is an elimination event, no late picks allowed. If you miss the deadline, you will receive points equal to the last place team who did submit.

 
POINT RECAP: FOOTBALL

Regular Season
 Answer (Seed Pts) #Sel Cat1 Cat2 Cat3 Cat4 Cat5 Cat6 Total
NS Carolina Panthers (1) 83 56 0 20 0 0 0 76
AN Cleveland Browns (1) 2 35 0 0 0 0 0 35
NS New Orleans Saints (1) 4 42 0 0 0 0 0 42
NE NY Giants (1) 62 28 0 0 0 0 0 28
AE NY Jets (1) 15 21 0 0 0 0 0 21
AS Tennessee Titans (1) 40 21 0 0 0 0 0 21
AS Indianapolis Colts (2) 21 56 0 0 0 0 0 56
AS Jacksonville Jaguars (2) 131 91 0 20 0 0 0 111
AE Miami Dolphins (2) 47 49 0 0 0 0 0 49
AW Las Vegas Raiders (2) 33 21 0 0 0 0 0 21
NS Atlanta Falcons (3) 75 56 0 0 0 0 0 56
AE New England Patriots (3) 60 98 30 20 0 20 0 168
NE Dallas Cowboys (3) 11 49 0 0 0 0 0 49
NW Seattle Seahawks (3) 48 98 20 20 0 20 0 158
NW Arizona Cardinals (4) 40 21 0 0 0 0 0 21
AN Pittsburgh Steelers (4) 43 70 0 20 0 0 0 90
NN Chicago Bears (4) 23 77 10 20 0 0 0 107
AW Denver Broncos (5) 131 98 10 20 0 0 0 128
AS Houston Texans (5) 95 84 10 0 10 0 0 104
AW LA Chargers (5) 38 77 0 0 10 0 0 87
NN Minnesota Vikings (5) 14 63 0 0 0 0 0 63
NS Tampa Bay Buccaneers (5) 134 56 0 0 0 0 0 56
AN Cincinnati Bengals (6) 66 42 0 0 0 0 0 42
NW LA Rams (6) 29 84 20 0 10 0 0 114
NE Washington Commanders (6) 53 35 0 0 0 0 0 35
NW SF 49ers (6) 118 84 10 0 10 0 0 104
NN Detroit Lions (8) 71 63 0 0 0 0 0 63
NN Green Bay Packers (8) 78 63 0 0 10 0 0 73
AW Kansas City Chiefs (9) 56 42 0 0 0 0 0 42
AN Baltimore Ravens (10) 114 56 0 0 0 0 0 56
AE Buffalo Bills (10) 175 84 10 0 10 0 0 104
NE Philadelphia Eagles (10) 122 77 0 20 0 0 0 97
NFL Playoffs
 Answer #Sel Cat1 Cat2 Cat3 Cat4 Cat5 Cat6 Total
Last Place Picks (complete) 11 20 20 0 0 0 0 40
Denver Broncos (1) 101 0 20 0 0 0 0 20
Seattle Seahawks (1) 186 0 20 25 0 0 0 45
Chicago Bears (2) 24 10 0 0 0 0 0 10
New England Patriots (2) 144 10 20 25 0 0 0 55
Jacksonville Jaguars (3) 69 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Philadelphia Eagles (3) 133 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Carolina Panthers (4) 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Pittsburgh Steelers (4) 8 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Los Angeles Rams (5) 220 10 20 0 0 0 0 30
Houston Texans (5) 113 10 0 0 0 0 0 10
Buffalo Bills (6) 146 10 0 0 0 0 0 10
San Francisco 49ers (6) 41 10 0 0 0 0 0 10
Green Bay Packers (7) 16 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
LA Chargers (7) 7 0 0 0 0 0 0 0

Hover over Category Titles to view Description and Point Multipliers

 
LEADERBOARD: FOOTBALL

#   Team Points
1   Red Deaths 1018
2   Ligma LLC 1011
3   Favre's Prick Picks 990
4   Casual Craigslist Connections 976
5   Faceless Man 967
6   Mt. P 953
7   MAK1005 947
8   Third Time's A Charm? 944
9   Otter Water 943
10   Riverfront Rivals 936
11   johnb470 935
12   Stinker Tinker 932
13   Kenny Pickett Truthers 930
--   Off the Handle 930
15   Free Scottie 929
--   In play out(s) 929
17   Dawg Daze 928
18   CoLo for the win 926
19   Slugworths Gobstoppers 922
20   The C.O.S.T.A. System 914
21   Go Bulldogs!! 911
22   SHTigers 905
--   Stankford 905
24   Green Team 902
25   Deshaun's Massage Parlor 900
26   Tundra Prius 899
27   The Generals 898
28   Is this Fantasy Football? 897
29   Times New Roman Investment Club 891
30   Ashley Remembered 889
31   The Oregon Cucks 888
32   What am I, a farmer? 880
33   Jumpy & Stumpy 879
34   Bizuation 874
35   soccerdan 872
36   Famous Jewish Sports Legends 870
--   The Wild Bunch 870
38   EtAl 867
39   The Rodfather 865
40   drinking is fun 863
41   Carlsbatdrewton 860
--   Your Mom Paid My Entry 860
43   Chudley Cannons 858
44   The Chun-Li Lightning Kicks 857
--   We’re Back Department 857
46   Enrico Pallazzo 855
47   Gordon Bombay 854
--   Shart Garfunkel 854
49   Lazer Show 853
--   nonamebret 853
--   SubwayHero 853
--   The Redskins 853
53   Pagman29 Dynasty 850
54   Sweet Emulsions 847
55   The Fast Cheetas 846
56   Paco's Tacos 844
--   The Horny Brent Musburgers 844
58   Drool Monkeys 843
--   DumpsterFire25 843
60   TreVeyon My Wayward Son 842
61   MCC Club Champs 840
--   Team Quack 840
63   ppschwa 839
64   Page408 838
65   The Dancing Bears 837
66   KillerKa$h 836
67   The 209 832
68   JJBC All-Stars 831
69   Walton's World 830
70   Greatpoint 829
71   Hondo 824
72   One Decathlon After Another 823
73   fallfromgrace 822
74   West Virginia Party Boy 821
75   MyWifeHidMyBonerPillz 820
76   SJSU Superfan 818
77   POKER BOYS 817
78   Roken’s Stallions 816
79   Decanterthon 815
80   Literally Joe Sheisty 813
81   Smarties-National Champs 21'&22' 812
82   Da Real Saving Silverman 810
83   ShipWrecked 809
84   WarOtto 807
85   1027 806
--   Johnny Backpacks 806
--   Rusty's Raiders 806
88   Jaxson Prescott 805
--   Jesters Henchmen 805
--   The Hatchmen 805
91   Sweatyball 804
92   FishSqueek 803
--   Potatoes and Pierogies 803
94   Nova 2014 802
95   Don’t Hassle the Hoff 799
96   Billiams Dreamcatchers 798
97   SoHoGoat 797
98   Sleehrats 795
99   Valimorons 793
100   David Hasselhoff 791
101   Orange Crush 789
102   Fightin Amish 788
--   Gronkey Kong 788
--   Miami Vice 788
105   Sacrifice Blunts 785
106   WarDamnBulldawgs 783
107   The513 782
--   ZoopedUpMoose 782
109   Little Yerry Stackhouse 779
--   Sock Hand 779
111   Project Badass 778
--   Prophet Pandas 778
--   Two Guys, One Chip 778
114   Get Up Mitch 775
--   JustFly 775
--   Moneyline Mafia 775
117   RunForrestRun 774
118   The Salty Dogs 771
119   Leck23 770
120   Jake Picks Winners 769
121   All Rise 768
--   Idiots out wandering around 768
123   Party Like It's 09 766
--   RaymondBabbitt 766
125   Ramblers 765
126   DEATH ROW 764
--   Shadynasty's 764
--   Trojans 764
129   The Mustangs 763
130   Connor Stalions Did Nothing Wrong 762
--   Santa Monica by Everclear 762
--   Scouse Poets 762
133   StevieFranchise 761
134   Go Birds 760
--   Greatest Show on Turf 760
136   Bye Shane 758
137   Fonzinoons 757
--   HookEm_HokieBird 757
139   RockChalk 756
140   SportsFanatic 752
141   Eddie and the Cruisers 751
--   The Acorn Army 751
143   Land Thieves 748
144   Birdie Brigade 747
145   The Dude Abides 745
146   Russell The Muscle 742
147   Chimney Rock 741
--   Neighborhood Watch 741
149   Salsa Tex Committee 740
150   The Redskins 738
151   AceRothstein’sSafeBets 736
152   Hard Rock's $$$ 734
--   Sportwonks 734
154   Truffle Butter Express 733
155   BradfordEra 730
156   Sneaky SIX SEVEN 728
--   TheTeamTheTeamTheTeam 728
158   Team Sendu 727
159   Hawks 723
--   HMD Industries 723
--   Picks out for Harambe 723
--   Stimulus me 723
--   The Usual Suspects 723
164   An Absolute Creamer 722
--   That Ain’t Mayo 722
166   JoeRobbieStadium 720
167   Nochanceinhell 718
168   Patatas 717
169   Golden Earrings 716
--   Jimmy Dugan 716
--   PerryPicks 716
--   Roadkill 716
173   Spotted Balls 713
--   The Dodgfather 713
175   The Catch 711
176   Damp Danny 709
--   I Am Stoked, Steve! 709
178   Dock Ellis 708
179   The Rizzler 706
180   Sexy Rexy Grossman 703
--   The Caine-Hackman Theory 703
--   TRYAN43 703
183   Pulse 700
--   Twice As Nice 700
--   Wade Boggs 700
186   SWAT Team 699
187   FullHouse 698
188   Brotherly Shovers 696
189   Noticing and Pondering 692
--   Yellow Sheet 3.0 692
191   Handsy Docs 687
--   The Performative Males 687
193   (Former) Dominican Béisbol Exploiters 686
--   G.B.G. Campaign 686
--   Viva Los Birdos 686
196   655 Stanley 681
197   Special K's 678
198   PSU Pride 676
199   Kissing Cousins 675
--   Tasty Waves 675
--   The Hameltoes 675
202   Nax Squared 674
203   Team Beno 673
204   Syosset Shysters 672
205   Fallendomino 669
206   TC Decathletes 668
207   Chicks Dig The Long Ball!! 666
208   Big Ragu 665
--   Dad Boner 665
210   Buckle Up! 661
211   Noelg27 660
212   CommunityTheaterDivas 658
--   Gyros & Souvlaki 658
214   Dangerous Midge and the Piss Ants 656
215   VMATster 655
216   Bearvers 651
--   NY Jets Are Killing Me 651
218   Goutfish 650
219   brooklynboyz 649
--   Kick Names Take Ass 649
221   Uff 648
222   Caffeine Achiever 645
223   Eden 644
--   WMD Right Chair Right Chair 644
225   Quack Attack 638
226   The Thrill of Victory 637
227   KynM 634
--   Pandaaaaaa 634
229   CuseIsLoose 633
230   Dirty Sanchez's 631
--   Favre's Dick Picks 631
232   Let 'er buck 630
233   Atlantic City Knights 627
234   BigB 626
--   Pepe Silvia 626
236   Pare La Musica 624
237   Do Wrong Right 621
238   Iron WIll 616
--   Mud Set Hut 616
240   Krudler 614
241   SLOMIKE 613
242   Never Tell Me The Odds 607
243   Tequila Howie 606
--   turtle 606
245   Dickens Inn 593
246   Coconut Wonderland 583
247   Rounders 579
248   BPJR8 576
249   M&A 568
250   Legally Fit 562
251   SportsTeamsinOakland? 551
252   ScudderRd 538
253   Bears 506
254   WholeBagOSuckIt 491

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